Ron Swanson from Parks and Recreation, played by Nick Offerman, is beloved for his stoic demeanor, intense love of meat and woodworking, and deep mistrust of unnecessary bureaucracy.
Iconic Ron Swanson Quotes
“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.” — Ron Swanson
“Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. I worry what you heard was: give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was: give me ALL the bacon and eggs you have.” — Ron Swanson
“There is only one bad word: taxes.” — Ron Swanson
“Clear eyes, full stomachs, can’t lose.” — Ron Swanson
“History began on July 4, 1776. Everything that happened before that was a mistake.” — Ron Swanson